Introducing: The Greatest Reality Show of All-Time

Please tell us this isn't a joke. According to Wikipedia, we can look forward to a new VH1 reality show this summer called I Love Money. Hosted by LaLa, the amazing series will follow in the tradition of The Real Word/Road Rules Challenge of just throwing together random contestants from various shows and watching the drama unfold...
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Vinci Alonso is Not Gay!

Vinci Alonso wants to make on thing clear: he is not gay! And we mean this in both the homosexual sense of the word and the happy sense ...
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Brody Jenner: Single Again

Brody Jenner: Single Again

In stunning news comparable to that of staged photos featuring a loving Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, The Hills' Brody Jenner is single...
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Step It Up And Dance Contestant: His Gay Porn Past

Step It Up And Dance Contestant: His Gay Porn Past

On his official Step It Up and Dance bio, Mike says his motto is: "Life is my canvas, the beat is my soul, crank it up and watch me roll. " We're not sure how that applies to life in the world of gay porn - but we are sure that this hopeful dancer knows a thing or two about that world...
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Heidi Montag Raps on TRL

Really. The Hills' Heidi Montag rapped during her guest appearance on Monday's TRL on MTV. Let's just say that if she had a day job, sh...
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Reality TV Quotes

I’m writing in the paper that Kingfisher is on the verge of bankruptcy … which it is. The next morning, I get slapped with two lawsuits from Natey Flint. He takes out a liable suit against the Sunrise Herald and a one-million-dollar liable suit against me.

Frank Kovick

Stacey: Do you know of any fires in this area?
Frank Kovick: There was one in ’41.
Stacey: There was one in ’41? Where?
Frank Kovick: In Sunrise.
Stacey: Sunrise…
Frank Kovick: It was huge, it destroyed most of the town.
Stacey: Really?!
Frank Kovick: Founders Day fire. They called it the “Miracle Fire” because nobody died.