Tina: For the record, Blaine has an awesome body and a perky and delicious behind that looks like it got baked to perfection by some sort of master chef. Blaine: Thanks, Tina.
Artie: Wait, why does it have to be just the men? Why can't we objectify the girls, too? Kitty: Because we're the ones who buy stuff. We're responsible for the consumer-driven economy. Those Twilight books are poop on paper and we've turned them into a billion dollar industry. Alex: Team Jacob!