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Artie: Wait, why does it have to be just the men? Why can't we objectify the girls, too?
Kitty: Because we're the ones who buy stuff. We're responsible for the consumer-driven economy. Those Twilight books are poop on paper and we've turned them into a billion dollar industry.
Alex: Team Jacob!