"It tastes worse than it smells! If I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that.." Wow. Gross. Even for you Pam.
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A promo for the upcoming Archer episode, "El Secuestro," in which Pam gets kidnapped.
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A promo for the season two finale of Archer, "Double Trouble," in which Archer brings back a KGB agent, Katya Kazanova, back to America.
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Archer goes all Top Gun in this amazing promo for Season 5. He wishes, at least. Watch now.
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Archer is back with new episodes on January 13. Check out this space pirate-themed teaser now.
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Archer is set to undergo a change. In what manner? We posed that question to producer Adam Reed.
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Aisha Tyler is in the beer business. She discussed that side project, along with the new season of Archer, in this interview at Comic-Con.
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Archer might be getting a new car! So Casey Willis teased to us at Comic-Con in San Diego.
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Archer Quotes

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.