A promo for the second part of Archer's cancer adventures. This time around? Rampage!!!
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"It tastes worse than it smells! If I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that.." Wow. Gross. Even for you Pam.
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Sterling Archer warns Lana she's in the Danger Zone several times during the first season. Each time is funnier than the last.
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A preview for the upcoming episode of Archer, where Sterling and Lana compete to work with a movie star training for her next role.
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Things get real dark on the next episode of Archer, "Stage Two," where Malory thinks she has breast cancer.
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A promo from the upcoming episode of Archer, "Tragical History," where Cyril joins forces with the bad guys to gain the respect of his ISIS co-workers.
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Why are we excited about season two of Archer? This short preview should give readers a clear idea. Check it out now.
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A promo for the upcoming Archer episode, "El Secuestro," in which Pam gets kidnapped.
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Archer Quotes

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?

Hawley: Awww screw me!
Archer: ...said Ripley to the android Bishop.