Jack: Oh, come on Lemon, what is this? A green card thing? Liz: No. Jack: Closet case? Liz: I don't think so. Jack: Slump buster? Liz: No, he's not a ballplayer. Jack: Bundy-esque serial killer? Liz: That was my first thought, but no. This is actually happening, and I'm blowing it.