Last Thursday on 30 Rock, Liz and Drew went on a date and she learned he may be even more messed up than she. Meanwhile, Jack and Elisa continued their bizarre and hilarious courtship, and Tracy tried to set Ken up with a blind chick in "St. Valentine's Day."

Below is a sampling of the best lines from this episode. Prepare to be amused (albeit a little confounded) - and check out our full library of 30 Rock quotes from all three seasons!

Jack: Hallowed be my reservation. If you are able to hold my table ... Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause us to be late ... | permalink

Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird.
Drew: Hello, regular person Lemon. | permalink

Elisa: We are us. Let a McFlurry be what it is: the world's best dessert. | permalink

Kenneth: I wouldn't have this job if it wasn't for the mouth in my back. | permalink

Waiter: [to Jack] Is this like a Sixth Sense thing? Would you like a place setting for your friend? | permalink

Elisa: Please don't tell me you're one of those convenient Catholics who only goes to church every Sunday. | permalink

Jack: I have faith ... in things that I can buy and sell and deregulate. Capitalism is my religion. | permalink

Liz: Mandy. Is that a male friend, like Mandy Patinkin? | permalink

Liz: OK, I guess we just jumped ahead to date four. | permalink

Liz: Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water. | permalink

Kenneth: I feel all car sick inside. | permalink

Jack: I once declared 'I am God' during a deposition. | permalink

Priest: I need backup! Harvard did not prepare me for this. | permalink

Jack: I may have sodomized our former vice president while under the influence of some weapons grade narcotics. Oh, it feels good to say that one out loud actually. That one was weighing on me. | permalink

Elisa: How dare you say such things so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, patron saint of judgmental statues! | permalink

Jack: Oh, come on Lemon, what is this? A green card thing?
Liz: No.
Jack: Closet case?
Liz: I don't think so.
Jack: Slump buster?
Liz: No, he's not a ballplayer.
Jack: Bundy-esque serial killer?
Liz: That was my first thought, but no. This is actually happening, and I'm blowing it. | permalink

Steve Marsi is the Managing Editor of TV Fanatic. Follow him on Google+ or email him here.