The Office Full Episodes: "Dream Team," "The Michael Scott Paper Company"

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On Thursday's episodes of The Office, "Dream Team" and "The Michael Scott Paper Company," a new corporation took shape, and despite many obstacles in its path (total ineptness, Ryan morphing into a d-bag, 165 square feet for three people), actually closed a sale.

Meanwhile, at Dunder-Mifflin, Jim continued to struggle working underneath new boss Charles, Andy and Dwight have become BFFs, and Kevin had a brief stint as receptionist.

To witness the humble beginnings to the surely doomed Michael Scott Paper Co., or to re-watch the hilariousness a second time, peep this week's episodes of The Office below:

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In our opinion, the second installment was actually the funnier of the two. So what are you waiting for, people? Follow the jump for the second episode ...

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The Office Quotes

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

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