The Office Recaps: "Dream Team," "The Michael Scott Paper Company"

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Back-to-back episodes of The Office - with the second featuring alternative opening credits featuring the "staff" at The Michael Scott Paper Company, Inc. - are pretty much a lock to be comedic gold, and despite some slow moments, they lived up to expectations.

While Jim continued to falter at Dunder-Mifflin, New BFFs Andy and Dwight wouldn't let their mutual desire for the hot new receptionist undermine their man-crushes on each other. And at TMSPC, Pam actually closed her first sale in the 165-square foot office.

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The Office Quotes

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael