Better Off Ted Recap: "You Are the Boss of Me"

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Last night's Better Off Ted was all about why you should not be friends with your boss.  Linda learned this as she attempted to comfort Veronica and was forced to listen to problem after problem being dumped on her.

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Ted, meanwhile, followed Lem and Phil to their medieval fight club where he ended up being their boss at that too.  Find out how the underlings solved their problems in our "You Are the Boss of Me" recap.

Now, more importantly, check out some of our favorite Better Off Ted quotes from the episode.

Veronica: I once slept with my boyfriend's therapist to find out if he was cheating with me. He wasn't | permalink
Veronica: I'll take you to breakfast--somewhere where the meals don't end with the word "slam."
Linda: I don't know. I've got a lot of work to do on the Doppler Project.
Veronica: You're with the boss. Relax. Besides, I can give the Doppler Project to Joe.
Linda: Really? Because I do hate the Doppler Project.
Veronica: And I hate Joe. So everybody wins | permalink
Phil: Medieval Fight Night two nights in a row? Man, my codpiece just got tighter | permalink
Lem: I always thought Veronica lived here.
Phil: Me, too. You know, she just finds a comfortable chair and powers down for the night | permalink

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Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things


Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie