Charlie and Alan had the ultimate bachelor pad in Malibu Beach until last night's Two and a Half Men, when Chelsea made Charlie invite Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in.

Now with two ladies living there (plus Berta if you can count her), the women were able to take over the place, slowly forcing Charlie and Alan out.

Find out how the boys won back the balance of power until the new generation took over in our "Whipped Unto the Third Generation" recap.

Now for some hilarious Two and a Half Men quotes from the episode:

Alan: You missed Easter last year
Charlie: So that's how I woke up with a Cadbury egg melted in my shorts?
Alan: Sadly, no | permalink

Chelsea [about Alan]: He pays rent, doesn't he?
Charlie: I dunno, once, maybe... at least he said he did | permalink

Alan: As you know, I pay my fair share of rent around here
Charlie: We probably have different definitions of fair, and share, and rent, but go on... | permalink

Alan: Remember that time we were on a Caribbean cruise with mom and we had our own cabin? It took us three days to realize she was on a different boat | permalink

Eric Hochberger is the programmer of TV Fanatic, so please forgive his mediocre writing. His programming is far better. Follow him on Twitter and/or email him. Just don't request threaded comments. They're coming.