The Office Recap: "Niagara"

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This week's hour-long episode of The Office was five years in the making.

Indeed, Jim and Pam got married at Niagara Falls, during a wedding weekend that involved:

  • An injured scrotum;
  • Tissue boxes for shoes;
  • Michael likely sleeping with Pam's mom;
  • And a romantic, isolated ceremony under a waterfall.

Read through a detailed recap of "Niagara" and let us know if it lived up to your expectations.

About to Get Married
Pam the Bride
Dwight Photo

As always, there were a number of hilarious The Office quotes this week. We've listed a bunch below:

Pam: I know way too much about Andy's scrotum. | permalink
Dwight: I'm ravenous after a night of love making. | permalink
Michael: They're men, Dwight.
Dwight: I love finding a good set of twins. | permalink
Michael: You can't expect them to be careful everytime because it's a different sensation.
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Dwight: In 1996, her volleyball team went 10-2.
Michael: What am I supposed to do with that?
Dwight: That's a very good record. | permalink

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The Office Quotes

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.