TV Quotes of the Night: The Office Wedding and More!

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It's the best evening of television all week.

But this Thursday night was especially exciting, as Paris Hilton guest-starred on Supernatural; FlashForward took another step... forward; and Jim and Pam got married on The Office.

As always, we've posted full recaps of most episodes. We've also collected the funniest/most revealing/most profound quotes from a great night of TV. Check them out below.

Supernatural quotes:

Dean: Not a word.
Sam: Dude, you just got whaled on by Paris Hilton. | permalink
Dean: Is that Gandhi?
Sam: Yeah!
Dean: Dude, he's squirelly. | permalink
Dean: Dude, he's short.
Sam: Hey, Gandhi was a great man.
Dean: For a Smurf. | permalink

The Office quotes:

Kevin: I'm not gay. I'm Kevin.
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Michael [to Toby]: You will be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life. You better get used to it. | permalink
Dwight: A three-ounce fetus is calling the shots. That's so bad ass. | permalink

Bones quotes:

Parker: Can't you be his girlfriend?
Brennan: That would be inappropriate.
Parker: Why?
Brennan: Because we work together.
Parker: That's a stupid reason. | permalink
Booth: If this turns out to be some sort of sexual threesome revenge thing, it's gonna get complicated.
Brennan: I warned you about the suburbs. | permalink

FlashForward quotes:

Mark: We gotta follow up on this.
Janis: Based on what, Mark, your Spidey sense? | permalink
Mark: If these flash forwards really are a window into the future, we've gotta do everything we can to use them to our advantage. | permalink

Vampire Diaries quotes:

Elena: [to Stefan] What are you?! | permalink
Elena: I want so much to make things right but every instinct in my body is telling me to be careful. What you don't know can hurt you. | permalink
Damon: You won. Now nothing can come between you and Elena. Except the truth. The lies catch up to you, the longer you keep lying to yourself about who you are.
Stefan: The beauty of you in there and me out here ... is that I can walk away. | permalink

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Nolan: No, but the purple skins do.
Amanda: Purple skins?
Nolan: I'll tell you on the way

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