Vampire Diaries Recap: "You're Undead to Me"

The Vampire Diaries never disappoints. Least of all tonight.

We may have seen the last of Vicki (below), because you-know-who got out. Sorry if we spoiled it for you, but you had to know Damon Salvatore wasn't goin' out like that.

In addition to the evil one's escape from incarceration, tonight's other big story line was Elena's epiphany that her new love interest may be, like, um ... he's not normal.

As she said to Stefan just before the credits rolled, "What are you!?"

How did the dramatic events in Mystic Falls unfold this evening?

Follow the link for a full recap of "You're Undead to Me."

Be sure to check out our library of Vampire Diaries quotes from every episode of the most bloody great show on TV. Some of our favorites from tonight included ...

Stefan: [to Elena] If you're going to dump me, I figure you should at least know who you're dumping. Let's start with Katherine. She had this perfect olive skin. She had this perfect laugh. She was also impatient, impulsive. Enter Damon. He claims he was with her first. I don't know. I do know I did some things I'm not proud of. My biggest regret is not being able to make things right before she died. I miss her, but I'm not crippled. | permalink

Matt: [to Stefan] I'm saying this because of Elena. She's big on trust. The more you try to hide whatever it is you're hiding, the more determined she's gonna be to figure it out. | permalink

Elena: I want so much to make things right but every instinct in my body is telling me to be careful. What you don't know can hurt you. | permalink

Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only allowing me to live here ... allowing me to live.
Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn. | permalink

Damon: I'm stronger than you think.
Stefan: You always have been. But you're not stronger than verveine. And you know it. I'm sorry. It didn't have to be this way. | permalink