While not as good as Desperate Housewives premiere season, as big fans of Wisteria Lane and its beautiful housewives, we were still big fans of the second season.

The overall plot lines of the show focused on the mystery involving the Applewhites, each of our main leading ladies had some major plot lines of their own. 

• Susan found herself on and off again with Mike, found her way back into bed and marriage with Karl, and even got stuck moving into a trailer.
• Bree start off the season in morning of Rex, but soon found the comfort of George and crazy Orson by the end.
• Gaby had all sorts of drama as she went from visiting Carlos in prison to failing to adopting a baby with him after his early parole to having a surrogate mother.
• Lynette managed to secure a job at an advertising agency only to have Tom follow her and get himself fired.
• Edie found herself picking up Susan's scraps by getting engaged to Karl only to see him return to the arms of his ex.

Believe us, that doesn't even begin to describe all the action of season two.  However, we're just here to present the most complete set of Desperate Housewives season two quotes on the 'net.

So get ready to enjoy what our leading ladies have to see, and as usual, here's editor's pick of our favorite Desperate Housewives quotes from the twenty four episodes:

Carlos: You knew the one thing that I demanded was fidelity, and you still went out and screwed around behind my back.
Gabrielle: You knew the one thing I didn't want was a child, and you still tricked me into getting pregnant!
Carlos: It's not the same thing.
Gabrielle: Damn straight, what you did was worse! | permalink

Lynette: And, the rat, you took it outside?
Tom: Oh no, I smashed it with a shovel.
Lynette: You killed it?
Tom: Not with the first hit. | permalink

Gabrielle: Are you hitting on me?
David: What would you say if I was?
Gabrielle: I'd say I'm pregnant. | permalink

Dr. Goldfine: So you agreed to marry him just to be polite?
Bree: Well, obviously there's a down side to having good manners. | permalink

Sophie: Do you have to do this now? You are ruining my wedding rehearsal.
Susan: You've been married four times, I think you've got it down. | permalink

Susan: Why can't you go home and have sex with your wife, like a normal person?
Addison: She's a 68-year-old woman. That bell stopped ringing for me years ago. | permalink

Julie: Mom, you're hot, and funny, and nice, and clearly desperate - and guys are into that. Play to your strengths. | permalink

Bree: Well, I didn't wanna come here because I was afraid it would drudge up memories of my husband. This was our place. Rex passed away recently. He was, um, murdered by our pharmacist.
Tony: Wow. I hope you changed pharmacists.
Bree: I didn't have to. He committed suicide. | permalink

Carlos: This is the first time I ever thought you wanted to have a baby.
Gabrielle: Well, this is the first time anyone said I couldn't have one. | permalink

Susan: I need you to ditch Edie tomorrow night and have dinner with Dr. Ron and me....
Karl: Now why would I do that?
Susan: Well for starters because you banged your secretary and you owe me for the rest of your life...!
Karl: I'll bring the wine... | permalink

Susan: Edie's not a slut. She's just popular with indiscriminate men. | permalink

Susan: You're always worried about Julie and me and you beat up my new boyfriend. And now you're protecting me from Edie. Do you know what all that means?
Mike: That you're high maintenance? | permalink

Carlos: Can I get a gardner who isn't trying to sleep with somebody in my house?
Gabrielle: You pay six bucks an hour. It's all about the perks, honey. | permalink

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