Classic TV Quotes: Sex and the City Season One

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Ready to feel old?  It's been over twelve years since Sex and the City first introduced us to Carrie Bradshaw and her fabulous girls on HBO.

Sure there's been five more seasons, one movie, and one more on the way, but does anything really still compare to that first season?  Well, obviously we wouldn't have posed that rhetorical question if we thought so.

Sex and the City Cast Picture

The first season quickly introduces us to our four leading ladies, their lives in the City, and the men they'd be going through.  Are you ready to relive the first season with the ultimate collection of Sex and the City quotes?

If so, get ready to view our favorites from the first season.  If not, go head on to the rest of TV Fanatic.  I can't imagine there's a show you watch that we don't cover.

Carrie: Welcome to the age of un-innocence. No one has breakfast at Tiffany's and no one has affairs to remember. | permalink
Miranda: What I wanna know is, when did all the men get together and decide that they would only get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
Charlotte: In some cultures, heavy women with mustaches are considered beautiful.
Samantha: And you're looking at me while you're saying that? | permalink
Miranda: I'm determined to make partner in this firm even if I have to be a lesbian partner. | permalink
Carrie: Men, in their 40's are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle; tricky, complicated and you're never really sure you've got the right answer. | permalink
Random woman: Monogamy is fabulous. It gives you a deep and profound connection with another human being, and you don't have to shave your legs as much. | permalink
Charlotte: Jack says I have a fire inside me.
Carrie: You tell him they make a cream for that. | permalink
Miranda: You haven't met the Rabbit.
Samantha: Oh, come on. If you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called the Horse. | permalink
Samantha: Frankly, I think it's sad, the way she's using a child to validate her existence.
Carrie: Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us? | permalink
Carrie: I farted. I farted in front of my boyfriend...
Miranda: And?
Carrie: And we're no longer having sex. And he thinks of me as one of the boys. And I'm gonna have to move to another city where the shame of this won't follow me.
Miranda: You farted, you're human.
Carrie: I don't want him to know that. | permalink
Samantha: Ladies, I have an announcement, but, please, don't laugh.
Miranda: What?
Samantha: I'm in love.
Miranda: What?
Carrie: Samantha, uttering those words to us, was an event as unfathomable as Moses parting the Red Sea. | permalink

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Sex and the City Quotes

Do you realize you're growing a teeny tiny penis inside you? That is so sci-fi!


I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it, and chair committees, and write thank you notes, and I can't feel bad about that.