Dexter Review: Sprinting Toward Suspense

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Deb and Astor know about Lumen.

Jordan Chase knows about Dexter.

And I'm finally excited to see how all this plays out.

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For most of season five, I've complained about the exceedingly slow build-up, as Dexter has served as more of a babysitter than a serial killer. That didn't change a lot on "Teenage Wasteland," especially with Astor back in the picture and Dexter forced to play father.

But at least the many secrets that were discovered - Dexter's agenda with Chase, Lumen's presence in Rita's house, Liddy's new film roll - should lead viewers toward a suspenseful final few episodes.

It was a nice, tender moment when Dexter took down the man who was beating on Olivia (only on Dexter can a one-sided brawl be described as "tender." Gotta love that aspect of the show, don't you?), but that incident also illustrated a problem for the series.

It can't seem to decide if it wants Dexter to evolve or not.

Every time this character talks about placing his family over his Dark Passenger, little actually changes. Think about the line Dexter narrates soon after he drops Astor off and spends time with her and Cody: he says he has an answer for Jordan Chase, he wants to be a good father above all else. In literally the next sentence, he says he can't wait to go back and learn the results of the blood test from Jordan's vial.

The series is continually asking whether or not Dexter can have it all (his killing and a normal life), but I thought that question was answered with a resounding no after Rita was killed. In my ideal scenario for season five, Dexter would have responded to that death by embracing his Dark Passenger more than ever, while also trying to stay one step ahead of the search for Kyle Butler.

Seriously, what happened to that storyline?!? If Rita's death was all over the news, are we really meant to believe Trinity's family wouldn't have noticed Dexter's name/face and said something? A couple more nagging questions:

  1. Quinn is now so blinded by love that he doesn't bat an eye, and appears to absolutely shrug off, photos that show Dexter and a strange girl piling garbage bags into his boat?!?
  2. Why was Harry so proud of Dexter for sticking up for Astor? First, it's not the first time this has happened (remember when he scared away that perv with the camera two seasons ago?). Second, Harry has always been against the idea of Dexter trying to be both a family man and a killer. Third, it's not against Dexter's character to take justice into his own hands. He does that all the time.

Okay, rant over. Focus returned to the actual events of this season... despite my disdain for the character of Lumen and the direction the show has gone in, I really am excited to see how this ends. I'm anticipating a major twist of some kind, perhaps starting with Emily Birch.

Who is she? Why does Jordan carry around her blood? Will she be his next victim? And, perhaps most importantly of all: how many steps are there for Batista between the couch and the bed?

What did everyone else think of this episode? Browse through the latest Dexter quotes and sound off now!

Teenage Wasteland Review

Editor Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
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Dexter Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

Lumen: Share something with her - what you did when you were her age.
Dexter: I killed the neighbor's dog.
Lumen: Well, don't tell her that.

Dexter (thinking to himself): Jordan is one tough nut to crack.
Jordan (out loud): You're one tough nut to crack; you know that, Dexter?
Dexter (still thinking): I wish he'd stop doing that.