Jersey Shore Season 3 Sneak Peek: Not a Happy Family

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The Jersey Shore cast returns to Seaside Heights, N.J., for a new season of insanity kicking off January 6. But while the surroundings are familiar, the dynamic has changed.

It's not just one big happy family anymore, Vinny opines. Was it ever? Who the heck knows. But he, Snooki, Sammi, JWoww & Co. are gonna bring the CRAZY next month.

This brief promo should give you an indication of what's to come:

Follow this link for a ton of Jersey Shore Season 3 clips, including the introduction of a newer, trashier cast member, Snooki's daytime beach arrest, vintage Situation lines and more!

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Jersey Shore Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.