New Girl: Watch Season 3 Episode 16

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How do you become the most adorkable girl on the block?

Well, as New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 showed, it helps to have a totally troubled sister (Linda Cardellini), who always expects you to bail her out of trouble and scares you with her criminal ways.

Add in one mom (Jamie Lee Curtis) who thinks you're the "good one," and a compulsive need to please so that no one confuses you with your angry, outlaw sis, and bam! You're Jessica Day.

Okay, it might not be that simple (results with your own grown-up delinquent sister may very).

But watch New Girl online, and I swear you'll see the connection between being a cupcake-loving cutie and having a sister who starts fights in jail. Watch it with a sister you love and/ or are terrified of!


New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

Nick: I just want to make a good impression on Jess's sister.
Schmidt: Yeah, well, I want Julia Child not to be dead, but here we find ourselves.

Sorry to interrupt--I know the morning is the most sensual time of day.

Jess's Mom