Quotables from Week Ending June 18, 2015
Carissa Pavlica
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This week is all about color. The color orange, of course, as Orange is the New Black took the world by storm, again, eating up the slides in our latest quotes post. When practically every minute provides another quotable moment an all 13 episodes are released at once, what more should we expect?
If you're not interested in reading about women in prison, fear not. We also have tidbits from Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, Mistresses, Proof, Salem and nearly every other show we covered this week.
Sit back and enjoy!
1. Do you have any last words?
Brienne: In the name of Renly of House Baratheon, first of his name, rightful King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm. I, Brienne of Tarth, sentence you to die. Do you have any last words?
Stannis: Go on, do your duty.
2. You should not threaten babies.
You should not threaten babies.
Helena
3. Oh, I just thought it sounded nice. I don't know from these things. That's why I'm askin'...
Lorna: How does that work, with you being a lady-man and all? Do you and his mother both celebrate the day?
Sophia: You really wanna be callin' me a lady-man when I got a fistful of your hair in my hand?
Lorna: Oh, I just thought it sounded nice. I don't know from these things. That's why I'm askin' questions.
4. Damn! Ya'll living like George and Weezie for real!
Damn! Ya'll living like George and Weezie for real!
Kanan
5. The ultimate book return.
Poussey: Books are made from paper and trees, so we thought they should be returned to the trees from whence they came and everything.
Taystee: The ultimate book return.
6. There was a boy, Isaac, he was kind and simple
John: Did you have any friends?
John Alden: Well let's see. There was a boy, Isaac, he was a kind and simple soul -- still is, but do you know who my dearest friend, the one I loved most already, even when I was your age?
John: Who?
John Alden: Why, the girl who turned out to be your mother.
John: I miss her.
John Alden: Me too.
7. No, in your heart of hearts, you know as well as I do, red velvet is bullsh*t. It tastes like...
No, in your heart of hearts, you know as well as I do, red velvet is bullsh*t. It tastes like Play-Doh. It is not velvety. And the only thing that's good about it is the cream cheese frosting, which is mean to live on top of carrot cake, like God intended.
O'Neill
8. Right. Good. I'm dying.
Ivan: Mind if we skip the usual chit chat, like the amazing amazing architecture, what a great pleasure to meet me, all that?
Carolyn: I have rounds to make.
Ivan: Right. Good. I'm dying.
9. We are not like others. We have claws for a reason.
Ethan: You will not die while I'm here. You will not surrender while I live. If I have one goddamned purpose in my cursed life it's that.
Vanessa: You are one man.
Ethan: More than that and you know it. We are not like others. We have claws for a reason.
10. That's it! Taste the pain. Kneel... kneel before Zod!
That's it! Taste the pain. Kneel... kneel before Zod!
Gordon
11. I know. It's confusing, right? We used to have them wear the Stars of David, but we had to...
Pearson: But how can there be, uh, this many Jews in here? I mean, who are the Jews?
Caputo: I know. It's confusing, right? We used to have them wear the Stars of David, but we had to stop doing that after World War II. I don't remember why.
12. No. Cremation
Rusty: Bury her? Without even knowing her name?
Sanchez: No. Cremation
13. Decisions are easy. It's living with the consequences that's the hard part.
Decisions are easy. It's living with the consequences that's the hard part.
Claire
14. It's made up of facts, doesn't mean it's true.
Veronica: Is it true?
Spencer: It's made up of facts, doesn't mean it's true.
15. I could have forgiven you for killing me, Bassam. Really, I could have. But making me kill...
I could have forgiven you for killing me, Bassam. Really, I could have. But making me kill you, that I could have never forgiven you for. Your blood won't me on my hands.
Jamal
16. I have a confession. I didn't really learn that at mock trial, I learned it from The Good...
I have a confession. I didn't really learn that at mock trial, I learned it from The Good Wife. Sue me.
Grant
17. No. No, it's not his fault. I was the one. I was flirting too much. I was smiling, and I was...
Big Boo: Did he force you?
Pennsatucky: Well, I'm not gonna lie. I mean, I could've used a bit of a warm-up. Doesn't really feel any good when you're not ready.
Big Boo: You know there's a word for that, right?
Pennsatucky: No. No, it's not his fault. I was the one. I was flirting too much. I was smiling, and I was really confusing.
18. You know, God.
April: The truth shall set you free.
Joss: Says who?
April: You know, God.
19. No, no, you know? You're -- you're right, You're gonna be 25 forever. You're gonna get...
No, no, you know? You're -- you're right, You're gonna be 25 forever. You're gonna get everything you want, and everybody's gonna love you.
Hodiak
20. Video games? How loud are these video games because I like to sit out here and do case work....
Cat: If we move the couches, then the french doors would be blocked.
Vincent: Yeah, but it's really hard to play video games when the sun's glaring off the screen -- no cast.
Cat: Video games? How loud are these video games because I like to sit out here and do case work. Also, I emptied a drawer for you to put all your bills and your paperwork in, so we can merge all of that stuff too.
21. That's why they call them ass-tronauts.
That's why they call them ass-tronauts.
Marge
22. I think if you bring a gun into a hospital you lose your right to complain.
I think if you bring a gun into a hospital you lose your right to complain.
Dr John Ellison
23. You cannot control with respect to whom you fall in love.
Bedelia: Forgiveness is too great and difficult for one person. It requires two. A betrayer and a betrayed. Which one are you?
Hannibal: I'm vague on those details.
Bedelia: Betrayal and forgiveness are best seen as something akin to falling in love.
Hannibal: You cannot control with respect to whom you fall in love.
