The Millers Quotes

Waitress: You were right about your friend. He does have the longest zoom in the business.

Nathan: Please, just stop. You’re right. I’m not so great. In fact, the only reason I talk about myself so much is because I’m worried…

Nathan: Am I only interested in myself? I’m worried that I’m becoming a narcissist. Carol: Well, that’s ridiculous. How could a boy as…

Carol: I let Tom talk me into some stupid things, like marriage itself.

Carol: Your restaurant is the only place I’ve ever seen raccoons put a lid back on the trash can.

Ray: It’s on every channel except for Al Jazeera …. nope. It’s good to see those guys laughing.

Debbie: His favorite TV show is El Seinfeld. It’s a show about nada.

Nathan: I did not bring 22 pictures of Brian Williams to the barber for you to mess it up.

Metta World Peace: You’ve been feeding my daughter lollipops and lies.

Nathan: By the power vested in me by the state of disarray your marriage is in, I now pronounce you ex-husband and ex-wife. Til death do…