Andy Dwyer (Chris Pratt) is the lovable loser and ex-boyfriend of Ann on Parks and Recreation.  Recently in season two he got a job as a shoe shiner in the office that houses the Parks and Recreation department, which is great, cause that means more Andy!

Andy Dwyer Quotes

Oh, uh, also, Mark. Again, we don't have those extra small condoms you ordered. I called the factory, i''s going to take a special order. Not just because of the size, but because of the weird shape as well. Something they've never dealt with before.

Andy

No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.

Andy

Parks & Rec Quotes

No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.

Andy

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April