Andy Dwyer (Chris Pratt) is the lovable loser and ex-boyfriend of Ann on Parks and Recreation.  Recently in season two he got a job as a shoe shiner in the office that houses the Parks and Recreation department, which is great, cause that means more Andy!

Andy Dwyer Quotes

They're probably making out, over a dead deer. Super romantic.

Andy [about Mark and Ann]

The band has had a few different names over the years. When we started we were Teddy Bear Suicide. But then we changed it to Mouse Rat. Then we were God Hates Figs; Department of Homeland Obscurity; Flames for Flames; Muscle Confusion; Nothing Rhymes With Orange; then Everything Rhymes With Orange; Punch Face Champions; Rad Wagon; Puppy Pendulum; Possum Pendulum; Penis Pendulum; Handrail Suicide; Angel Snack; Just the Tip; Threeskin; Jet Black Pope; we went back to Mouse Rat and now we are Scarecrow Boat. God when I hear myself say "Scarecrow Boat" out loud I kind of hate it.

Andy

Parks & Rec Quotes

Donna: Did you just pee your pants?
Jerry: Just a dab.

Well, math is hard.

Leslie