Andy Dwyer (Chris Pratt) is the lovable loser and ex-boyfriend of Ann on Parks and Recreation.  Recently in season two he got a job as a shoe shiner in the office that houses the Parks and Recreation department, which is great, cause that means more Andy!

Andy Dwyer Quotes

No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.

Andy

April is the best, but she's 20. When April was born I was already in third grade, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed her.

Andy

Parks & Rec Quotes

Ben: I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.
Ron: It's called the "ground" when it's outside.

Ben: Newspaper headline was "Ice Town costs ice clown his town crown."
Leslie: Yuck.
Ben: They were big into rhymes.