Cyril Figgis

Cyril Figgis is the comptroller of ISIS and the complete opposite of Sterling Archer.  That's why Lana briefly dated the nerd until she found out he's a sex addict that constantly cheated on her.  Plus he has a huge wang.

Cyril Figgis Quotes

Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?

Cyril: Archer, do something!
Archer: Who am I, Alan Turing? He was also in X-Men, remember?

Cyril Figgis Photos

The Big Break - Archer
Cyril with a Gun
The Chef's Mission
El Secuestro Picture
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Archer Quotes

Cyril: Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Archer: Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

Cyril: Archer, do something!
Archer: Who am I, Alan Turing? He was also in X-Men, remember?

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Archer Photos

Barry-6 - Archer
Acting Strangely - Archer
Voyage Interrupted - Archer
Interstellar Road Trip - Archer
Picking Up a Hitchhiker - Archer
A Cosmic Beast - Archer

Archer Videos

Archer: The Man, The Myth ... He Is ...
Archer: The Man, The Myth ... He Is ...
Archer Season 8 Trailer: It Is a Different World with Dreamland
Archer Season 8 Trailer: It Is a Different World with Dreamland
Lucky Yates Talks Hitler Clones, Archer Season 7 & More
Lucky Yates Talks Hitler Clones, Archer Season 7 & More
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