Joseph is a gray alien who infiltrates the government.

Joseph Rainier Quotes

Joseph: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Dan: Oh, no. You're an alien? You think I give a shit? You can't swing a dead cat in this town without hittin' an alien.

Heather: Both of 'em sound like my sister's girlchild.
Joseph: You have a niece called Knees?
Heather: Yeah, she's my niece.
Joseph: How are we losing to you people?

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Resident Alien Quotes

Sheriff: I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson. Everybody calls me Big Black.
Harry: Because of your truck.
Sheriff: Because of my... [chuckles] Oh, you funny, huh? Funny.

Spring. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, the sun warms the earth. Somewhere; not here. It's 30 degrees out, it snowed nine feet last winter, and four frozen sodas just exploded in my truck. Welcome to Patience, Colorado.

Harry