Lindsay Bluth FÃ¼nke
Lindsay Bluth Fünke is the daughter of the Bluth family and Michael's twin sister. Lindsay, in an act of rebelling, married Tobias Fünke, a perpetually unemployed psychologist. Lindsay always believes herself to be the dedicated activist... only she seems to lack the dedication. By the end of season three it was revealed that Lindsay was actually adopted.
There's a cream with real diamonds in it...I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it's only $400 a tub! That's like, what? A million diamonds for $400? A million f*cking diamonds!Lindsay
Lindsay: You've had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons. Get us a channel to the ocean.
Buster: Okay, okay, okay.
Buster: Obviously this blue part here is the land.