Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) is the most amazing boss on Parks and Recreation.  He rules of his department with a hilarious fist and makes even local government funny.

Ron Swanson Quotes

Normally, if given the choice between doing something and doing nothing, I'll do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant that nothing got done.

Ron

I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.

Ron

Parks & Rec Quotes

Ben: Newspaper headline was "Ice Town costs ice clown his town crown."
Leslie: Yuck.
Ben: They were big into rhymes.

Normally, if given the choice between doing something and doing nothing, I'll do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant that nothing got done.

Ron