Ron: We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech.
Leslie: Well said.

I'll take that steak to go. Please and thank you.

Haha, "Euro-trash," I like that. That is indeed a garbage continent.

His barber, butcher, and lover. I have lost one of them today.

Because this tree is strong and quite, and always there when you need it. Or whatever.

I change my locks every 16 days. That key's been useless since the 2nd Tuesday I gave it to you.

It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles!

Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie.

Ron: Tom is quite taken with you.
Lucy: He's taken with me, huh?
Ron: He said he'd marry you tomorrow.

Say what you want about organized religion, but those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.

Also they called three hours ago, and said they approved the plans.

Ron: I'm not a spy, and I would not reveal classified information -
Ben: Do you have to say that every time?
Ron: Yeah.

Parks & Rec Quotes

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.


April: You know what? I think men are better than women.
Ann: She's kidding.
April: No I'm not. They provide for us and we must obey them because they are our masters.