Oh Tobias, where to begin with Tobias.  Tobias Fünke is the ridiculous husband of Lindsay Bluth and the father of Maeby.  Tobias was once a respectable man who was the chief resident of psychiatry at Massachusetts General Hospital.  But after losing his license, Tobias finally decides to become an actor during season one.  The highlights of his career include "frightened inmate number two" in a prison movie, being an understudy for the Blue Man Group, and selling out his family to star in a documentary.

It's often hinted that Tobias is homosexual and that Maeby was conceived as a test tube baby.  Tobias also suffers as a never-nude,  meaning he always wears jean shorts under his clothes... even int he shower.

He's a weird dude that we could go on for hours about.

Tobias Funke Quotes

Oh, my God! We're having a fire ... sale! Oh, the burning, it burns me! Evacuate all of the school children! This isn't a fever! Ama ... I can't even see where the knob is ... zing grace!

Tobias

Tobias: When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually ... When a man loves a woman, and he actually wants to make love to her, something very, very special happens. And with deep, deep concentration and great focus he is often able to achieve an erec --
George Michael: I'm sorry, I'm going to stop you here.

Arrested Development Quotes

Hot Woman in bed: Overpower me! Make me cry!
George Michael: You're a terrible mother.

(holding stuffed animals) These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.

Buster