Blair: I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch and he won't oblige unless I tell him I love him. Dan: You need help getting Chuck to sleep with you? Really? Blair: [to Serena] You hear the judgment in his voice right now right? Serena: He's working on that.
Dan: DO you love him? Blair: NO! No, of course not. Dan. So why don't you just say it to get what you want? Frat guys have been doing that since ... forever. Blair: I can't! If I say it then Chuck wins. Dan: But... if you say it then you get him and you win.