Assisting Claire

Assisting Claire

Unsure how to teach your wife how to use technology? Sing her a children's song... right, Phil?
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Phil in Pain

Phil in Pain

Phil becomes an incessant complainer when he begins to suffer from kidney stones. He keeps the whole family up.
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Firemen Rescue Phil

Firemen Rescue Phil

When Phil keeps complaining about his kidney stones, Claire calls the firemen to come and rescue her whiny husband.
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The Dunphys

The Dunphys

Phil Dunphy is the luckiest dad on television. His wife, Claire, is downright gorgeous.
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Phil Looks Surprised

Phil Looks Surprised

Phil looks downright shocked when he opens the door to find Izzy LaFontaine (Edward Norton) of Spandau Ballet, a band and star he's never heard of outside his door.
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Mitchell and Claire Bond

Mitchell and Claire Bond

A little bit of brother and sister bonding as Mitchell and Claire discuss their old team figuring skating days.
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Mitchell and Claire Skate

Mitchell and Claire Skate

Mitchell and Claire show off their old team figuring skating skills by doing their routine in the parking lot outside Manny's fencing tournament.
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Phil Mediates

Phil Mediates

Phil mediates between Claire and Gloria when the two are fighting. Phil thinks he's Dr. Phil with hair. We don't, but we love this moron.
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Jay and Claire Argue

Jay and Claire Argue

Jay and Claire get into an argument when Jay intentionally hits Phil with a plane in the face and kind of admits he's never liked the guy.
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Claire and Manny Bond

Claire and Manny Bond

Manny may have come over to bond with Luke, but he ends up spending more time with his step-sister, Claire. Yeah, it's funny they're siblings.
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Phil Lies to Claire

Phil Lies to Claire

Phil is busy lying to Claire to cover up for yet another one of his stupid antics as cool dad where he tries to teach Luke a lesson by stealing his bike.
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Claire and Phil Meet Desiree

Claire and Phil Meet Desiree

Claire introduces Phil to their hot new neighbor, Desiree, while out for a family bike ride. Phil definitely finds her attractive.
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Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

You can't have two fun parents... You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill? Two fun parents.

Claire