Jess, Schdmit, An Officer

Jess, Schdmit, An Officer

Yes, Jess hit Schmidt with her car. But it's okay. He asked her to do so.
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The Rabbi's Guidance

The Rabbi's Guidance

Schmidt seeks out the advice of a rabbi for life advice on New Girl. "The Box" is the fifth episode of the show's third season.
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A Bad Breakup

A Bad Breakup

Schmidt doesn't handle his breakup well on New Girl. "The Captain" is the fourth episode of the show's third season.
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Prepping For Pickup

Prepping For Pickup

The boys prepare to pick up women during their guys night out on New Girl. "Cooler" is the 15th episode of the show's second season.
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The Best Schmidt

The Best Schmidt

Schmidt and his cousin battle over who is the best Schmidt on New Girl. "Parents" is the eighth episode of the show's second season.
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Schmidt Gets Kinky

Schmidt Gets Kinky

Schmidt gets kinky with his boss on New Girl. "Menzies" is the seventh episode of the show's second season.
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Schmidt in Action

Schmidt in Action

Relax, Jess. Schmidt knows what he's doing. He's not gonna allow you to backslide.
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Schmidt Shirtless

Schmidt Shirtless

Ogle away, ladies! Schmidt is often shirtless on New Girl, in between being hilarious.
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Schmidt as Santa

Schmidt as Santa

Stare away, ladies! Schmidt dresses up like a sexy Santa here for his office party.
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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.

Jess