I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.


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New Girl Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
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Waitress: You're all on a date?
Nick: Yeah, we're her boyfriends. We're reverse Mormons - one guy just isn't enough for her.

Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.