Ted and Billy Crisp

Ted and Billy Crisp

Ted argues with his brother, Billy (Eddie McClintock) who he helped land a sales job for.
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Ted Kisses Greta

Ted Kisses Greta

Looks like there's no translation device needed as Ted goes in to kiss Greta (Stefanie von Pfetten).
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Ted and Linda Accused

Ted and Linda Accused

Ted and Linda get falsely accused of sexual harassment by Veridian on Better Off Ted.
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Ted, Veronica and the Boss

Ted, Veronica and the Boss

Ted and Veronica team up to use information from Rose to save people from needlessly getting fired.
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Ted Goes Crazy

Ted Goes Crazy

Ted channels his anger towards his ex-wife in his fight against the Groth in his medieval fight club he joined.
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Ted Declared Winner

Ted Declared Winner

Ted is declared the winner by the King / IT guy after winning his first fight at the medieval fight club.
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Ted Defeats the Groth

Ted Defeats the Groth

Ted takes down the dreaded Groth in a fight no one thought he would win on last night's Better Off Ted.
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Ted Duels

Ted Duels

Ted joins Phil and Lem's medieval fight club and duels against a fellow peon to rise in the ranks.
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Ted at Lunch

Ted at Lunch

Ted goes out to lunch with the middle management guys over fifty in an effort to try and please everyone in his life. Good luck.
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Lem, Veronica and Ted Discuss

Lem, Veronica and Ted Discuss

Lem joins Ted and Veronica in a discussion about the new motion sensors that are indifferent towards the black employees of Veridian.
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Ted and Don's Man Date

Ted and Don's Man Date

Ted and Don (Kristoffer Polaha) go on a racquetball man date and Ted ends up actually liking Don much to Linda's chagrin.
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Ted and Linda Discuss

Ted and Linda Discuss

Ted and Linda discuss their little kiss they had through their HAZMAT suits in last night's Better Off Ted, "Through Rose-Color HAZMAT Suits."
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Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie