Veronica Takes Rose

Veronica seems nice enough so she takes Ted's daughter, Rose, to babysit her for a bit. What she does is hilarious!
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Ted, Rose and Veronica

Ted brings his daughter, Rose, to work and Veronica barely even notices she's there at first. She makes eye contact when she talks. She's not looking at his waist!
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Ted Offers Some Meat

Ted offers up a delicious fork-full of some lab-grown meat in which zero cows were involved. You just know it's gonna be delicious even if it's a little weird.
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Ted and His Scientists

Ted talks to his two favorite research scientists, Lem Hewitt and Phil Mymen in this scene from the pilot from Better Off Ted.
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Charming Ted

Is there anything the charming Ted Crisp can't do on Better Off Ted? Yeah, make ethically bad choices.
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Ted and Phil

Although Ted initially convinced Phil to go ahead and take place in their cryogenic freezing experiment, he tries to talk him out of it the next day.
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Jay Harrington as Ted Crisp

Jay Harrington stars as the title character, Ted Crisp, on ABC's comedy, Better Off Ted. Ted is a VP of R&D at Veridian Dynamics.
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Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie