Doug Savant stars as Tom Scavo, one of the husbands on Desperate Housewives. Tom is married to Lynette and is a former advertising executive gone restaurant owner.
Lynette: Now listen to me, you are going to behave. I will not be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And just so you know that I'm serious, I am. (She pulls out paper) Porter: What's that? Lynette: Santa's cell phone number! Preston: How'd you get that? Lynette: I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas! All right, are you willing to risk that!?