Veronica: What the hell is a "Sticky Maple"? Kevin: It's kinda what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing. Veronica: No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton! Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am?! I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol.
Penelope: Cheryl Marjorie Blossom! What have you done?! Cheryl: Isn’t it obvious, Mother? I saved Christmas. Look how happy Nana Rose is. Penelope: You spoiled wretched little brat. How do you expect to pay for all of this?! Cheryl: Oh, I was thinking...maybe you could go to Mr. Lodge for a job? Of course, he’d probably ask what skills you have and you’d be forced to admit that only skill you have is being a terrible mother. So I guess you’re gonna have to get creative in the New Year. [Cheryl leaves] Nana: You should have drowned them at birth, like a basket of kittens.