Byron: It's called Woman Petting Cat Rita: You can change into a cat? Rouge: Well, yes, of course, I can turn into a cat. I can turn into anything I like. That said, I will not be turning into a cat. I will be turning into a bird. Rita: A bird! Why? Byron: Because I'm allergic to cats. Rouge: Because Shelley's allergic to cats. And neither of us could be fucked changing the title.