Francine: [having seen Roger on TV, disguised as Terry and Greg's adopted child] Roger is their adopted baby?! Klaus: But that can't be! I just saw Roger sleeping in the attic! He was 2 pillows and a soccer ball. Oh, wait a minute.
Snot: I'm with Beezus on this one, guys. Ramona went into her room. No permission! The sign said "do not enter." Steve: Do not enter the kingdom of Heaven"! Beezus is a Christ figure! Her name rhymes with Jesus! [points at a page in his book] It's right there!