Wynonna: The bride-to-be is vegan. Nicole: Yes. Wynonna: Buttercream is not vegan. Nicole: Nope. Wynonna: Ergo, Waverly can't eat her own wedding cake! Nicole: Meh. What if we just didn't tell her? Wynonna: This isn't a secret wife, Nicole. This is the matrimonial icing!
Doc: Where did you buy your wedding gown? Jeremy and I are looking to procure matching cummerbunds. Waverly: Aw! I got it at this adorably quaint little boutique down on Hogback Road. Wynonna: Did she say quaint or taint?