Nedley: Gezz! Look, former invisible monster teen. Wear a bell, will you?
Billy: Um, so.
Rachel: Maybe.
Nedley: Wow. You two work out this whole presentation ahead of time?
Rachel: Please Randy.
Nedley: Okay. He can come. But, there's only going to be one kind of tent we're pitching on this trip.

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Waverly: First wedding massacre, in 1922. Ah! A Ms. H, left at the altar, killed her guests
Nicole: Well that is a terrible way to be dumped on.
Waverly: Awful enough to want to destroy every future wedding in town?
Nicole: Baby, if you left me at the alter, I would fuck shit up. I might kill Nedly!
Waverly: Nicole!
Nicole: I'm kidding! I think.

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Doc: Where did you buy your wedding gown? Jeremy and I are looking to procure matching cummerbunds.
Waverly: Aw! I got it at this adorably quaint little boutique down on Hogback Road.
Wynonna: Did she say quaint or taint?

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Wynonna: The bride-to-be is vegan.
Nicole: Yes.
Wynonna: Buttercream is not vegan.
Nicole: Nope.
Wynonna: Ergo, Waverly can't eat her own wedding cake!
Nicole: Meh. What if we just didn't tell her?
Wynonna: This isn't a secret wife, Nicole. This is the matrimonial icing!

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