Giles: It's extraordinary. Willow: It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky... and I think I'm kinda gay. Buffy: Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was. Angel: Well, actually... [Willow and Buffy look at him] Angel: That's a good point.
Willow: It's really nice that you guys missed me. Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did yah? Xander: Will, we saw you at The Bronze. A vampire. Willow: I'm not a vampire. Buffy: You are. I mean you were. Giles, planning on jumping in with an explanation any time soon? Giles: Well, uh... something... something, um, very strange is happening. Xander: Can you believe the Watcher's Council let this guy go?