Oscar Wilde once said, "Give a man a mask, and he will tell you the truth." Which is why I love Halloween, because what was once created to honor the dead, tends to leave bodies in its wake. For when you don your disguise, the false sense of security it provides, always leads to loose lips that'll sink friends and relationships before dawn's early light. But I don't want to spoil the fun. After all, the biggest scares are the ones you never see coming. See you on the other side, dead or alive.