Michael: I'm not interested in being in love triangle with you and Sam.
Jane: It's not a love triangle. I hardly know you.
Michael: Exactly, I don't know if I even like you.
Jane: Well, then why did you bring me soup?
Michael: I don't know. I wish I didn't. You know what, have a nice life with Sam, the lawbreaker.
Jane: You know what, you have a good life with your cat.
Michael: How do you know about my cat?
Jane: Your profile picture, weirdo.
Michael: That's 'cause she just died. Thanks for bringing that up, jackass.
Jane: Okay, sorry about your cat, but you don't have to call me a jackass. Dick!
