Pauly D Rides

Pauly D Rides

Pauly D rides into the Jersey Shore ... and into the record books for all-time most absurd reality TV character.
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The Shore Store

The Shore Store

Pauly D at the t-shirt store he will be working at for the summer on MTV's Jersey Shore. This show is hilarious.
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The Morning After

The Morning After

Pauly D tapped that. She claims not to remember. Come on, the thing was pierced ... please.
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Get Up, Bitch!

Get Up, Bitch!

Sammi is not pleased that Ronnie went home with someone else. Even if he just passed out naked.
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Snookems Pic

Snookems Pic

Snookems, aka Snooki, aka Nicole Polizzi, is annoying as hell. But that's the way we like her.
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Ronnie and Sammi

Ronnie and Sammi

Ronnie and Sammi from Jersey Shore. These two are hella annoying.
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Ronnie Arrested

Ronnie Arrested

Ronnie gets arrested after popping some clown. Wow.
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Ron and Sam

Ron and Sam

Ronnie and Sam get into an argument again on Jersey Shore. That's what they do.
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Mike and Snooki

Mike and Snooki

Mike and Snooki from Jersey Shore. What a hot couple ... or something.
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Situation Pic

Situation Pic

This is The Situation. He's the most famous of the Jersey Shore cast. Some might also say the most annoying.
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New Roommate

New Roommate

The Situation and Pauly D were not expecting this one. Angelina is back and wants to bunk with them!
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The Jersey Shore Cast

The Jersey Shore Cast

Jersey Shore is MTV's newest hit show. Or its only hit show, let's be honest.
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Jersey Shore Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi