Phil in Pain

Phil in Pain

Phil becomes an incessant complainer when he begins to suffer from kidney stones. He keeps the whole family up.
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Firemen Rescue Phil

Firemen Rescue Phil

When Phil keeps complaining about his kidney stones, Claire calls the firemen to come and rescue her whiny husband.
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Phil Takes Away Christmas

Phil Takes Away Christmas

When they discover a cigarette burn in the couch and none of the kids admit to it, Phil takes away Christmas.
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The Dunphys

The Dunphys

Phil Dunphy is the luckiest dad on television. His wife, Claire, is downright gorgeous.
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Fred Willard on Mondern Family

Fred Willard on Mondern Family

We can't think of a more ideal guest-starring role: Fred Willard appears on Modern Family as Phil's father.
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Manny to the Rescue

Manny to the Rescue

Manny swings in to action and comes in for the rescue during Luke's birthday gone disaster.
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Jay, Luke and Crossbow

Jay, Luke and Crossbow

Like any good grandfather, Jay shows Luke how to play with a crossbow on his birthday.
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Luke at the Hospital

Luke at the Hospital

Poor Luke ends up at the hospital with his hand in a bandage on his birthday.
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Cameron as Fizbo

Cameron as Fizbo

Cameron dresses up as a clown named Fizbo for Luke's birthday in the Modern Family episode appropriately entitled "Fizbo."
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Fizbo Brings the Cake

Fizbo Brings the Cake

Cameron dresses up as a clown, Fizbo, and delivers poor Luke his birthday cake at the hospital.
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Phil Looks Surprised

Phil Looks Surprised

Phil looks downright shocked when he opens the door to find Izzy LaFontaine (Edward Norton) of Spandau Ballet, a band and star he's never heard of outside his door.
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Phil and Luke Sell

Phil and Luke Sell

Father and son real estate agents, Phil and Luke work an open house together. Well technically Luke is a kid and not licensed, but you get the idea.
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Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me