Zooey Deschanel as Jess

Zooey Deschanel as Jess

Zooey Deschanel anchors New Girl as Jess, an "adorkable" young woman, according to Fox ads. We can't argue with that assessment.

New Girl Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.