Ashley: Speaking of hygeine issues, you smell a little ripe. Wolf: No, I put on deodorant today. I think. Or was that yesterday. I don't know. What day is it today? Ashley: I'm worried about you, roomie. Seriously, nap on your break. Please.
The odds of being killed by your own toothbrush are about 642,000 to 1. But those odds dramatically increase if you're stressed and totally burnt out. Now, I'm not saying if you're tired not to brush your teeth, but ...
