Ron and His Breakfast Woman

Ron and His Breakfast Woman

Ron is a simple man. He likes pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food and the stock photos of them.

Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.


Leslie: April, stop that. Who are you texting?
April: You.
Leslie: Aww, she's texting me... I'm sorry you're bored.