Roseanne And Mark - Roseanne

Roseanne let's Mark know she is going to be the one to take him to school. Will see be able to protect him from bullies?
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Mark Relaxes - Roseanne

Mark takes a moment to relax before starting his first day of school. Will he survive the first day?
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Dan Offers Advice - Roseanne

Dan offers some humorous advice to Mark regarding the first day of school.
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Darlene And Harris - Roseanne

Darlene gets frustrated with Harris when she finds out she needs a ride to school.
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Lifecoach Jackie - Roseanne

As a lifecoach, Jackie feels like she has the answers for Dan and Roseanne when it comes to Mark's choice of clothes.
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Getting Ready For School - Roseanne

Darlene tries to get lunches prepared for the kids, but Dan has some reservations about Mark.
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Harris Isn't Having It - Roseanne

Darlene tries to get Harris excited about starting a new school.
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Roseanne, Darlene And Becky - Roseanne

Roseanne and Darlene give commentary as Becky tries to straighten up. Have they figured out what she is after?
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Anniversary Plans - Roseanne

Roseanne and Dan discuss what they want to do to celebrate their anniversary.
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Becky's Deep Cleaning - Roseanne

Becky works hard at trying to get all the dirt, and grime, off the table before the surrogate comes to the house.
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Stylish Mark - Roseanne

Darlene's son, Mark, is ready for his first day of school. Will the kids be nice to him?
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Roseanne And Dan - Roseanne

Despite Roseanne's setback, the couple still plans to mark their anniversary.
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Roseanne Quotes

Dan: Candyman's home babe.
Roseanne: Oh, my favorite, drugs! What happened to the rest of our candy?
Dan: Funny story. Our insurance don't cover what it use to so I got the drugs for twice the price.

Roseanne: Dan! Dan!
Dan: What? What happened?
Roseanne: I thought you were dead!
Dan: I'm sleeping! Why does everybody always think I'm dead?
Roseanne: You looked happy. I thought maybe you moved on.