Elaine's Cleavage

Elaine tries to help the boys get back their pilot by getting an NBC executive to stare at her cleavage. It made sense in the episode.
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The Outing Picture

In "The Outing," everyone thinks George and Jerry are gay.
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Jerry and The Old Man

Jerry and the gang volunteer to spend time with old people. Jerry's ends up being a selfish old man.
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Teri Hatcher on Seinfeld

Teri Hatcher guest stars on Seinfeld as Jerry's girlfriend, Sidra. "They're real and they're fantastic!"
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The Junior Mint Picture

Jerry and Kramer watch an operation and Cosmo manages to slip a mint into the guy's body.
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The Smelly Car Pic

Jerry's car starts to smell after a stinky valet drives it in "The Smelly Car."
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The Handicap Spot Picture

When Kramer falls for the handicap woman that George caused injury to, he buys her a used wheelchair.
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Seinfeld "The Pilot" Picture

A picture the Seinfeld season four episode, "The Pilot" where Jerry and George begin casting.
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Russell Picture

A picture of Russell, the NBC executive that becomes obsessed with Elaine and ultimately ends Jerry and George's pilot.
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Jerry and George

What are Jerry and George talking about in this Seinfeld scene? Nothing, obviously!
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Seinfeld Finale Scene

The show about nothing tried to make itself about something on the series finale. Big mistake.
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Schindler's List - Seinfeld

Yes, Jerry and his date made out during Schindler's List
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Seinfeld Quotes

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car-horn honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. E-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh! This man is out of ideas. How does it? E-e-e-eeeehhhh! "I don't think she likes me." The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we? Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, okay, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like "Where to meet men?" We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Jerry

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry