Veggie: When I want to relax, I just shut my eyes and imagine I’m in a nice, hot bath. Lisa: I hate baths. You just lie there in your own filth like a hippo. Veggie: That’s why every time I have a bath, I always have a shower afterward. Lisa: That’s ridiculous. That’s just doubling the time it takes to wash. Why not just have a shower? Veggie: Because I like having a bath and sitting in my filth like a hippo. Lisa: No wonder there’s no hot water left for me in the morning.